Guess who has two thumbs and a new job?

THIS GUY!

Thank goodness. I've been searching high and low for the past 3 months. Job hunting is a drag. I'm happy it's over.


To read a fun piece I wrote for a friend of mine, go to:

http://fierceandnerdy.com/?p=2501

Somebody DID give me a job! Yay new job!!

Gypsummmm, ummmm, ummmmm, uhhhh.....

My apartment is now messy. Parts of it are messy anyways. I’ve moved out of my office at USC and now have several stacks of books and folders and binders and boxes filling my rumpus room. Yes, I have a rumpus room. It is for rumpusing purposes – instrument playing, record listening, personal dance parties, canoodling, and my very loud paper shredder used to annoy my neighbors. Don’t you wish you had a rumpus room too?

On top of one of the piles in my rumpus room is a small book labeled “Brines and Evaporites” by Peter Sonnenfeld and P.P. Perthuisot. I thought that today we might talk about one popular Evaporite: Gypsum. Would you guess that Gypsum is?

a.) A mineral
b.) A rock
c.) A Gypsy plagued by vocalized pauses
d.) A valuable construction material
e.) a, b, and d.
If you answered e., pat yourself on the back! Let’s learn more about this versatile substance!

Gypsum’s chemical makeup is calcium + sulfate. If you want to get technical about it (and I know you do), it’s really calcium sulfate dihydrate meaning that a few water molecules are thrown into the mix (CaSO4 2H20*). Gypsum is very, very soft with a hardness of 2 on the Moh’s scale, which the scale for geologists who poke and scratch minerals as part of their jobs. You can scratch Gypsum and leave a mark with your fingernail. Gypsum can grow in pretty patches of crystals. See:

What's confusing is that sometimes gypsum is a mineral and sometimes gypsum it is a rock. From my knowledge gypsum the mineral has grown crystals as seen above, and gypsum the rock is a sedimentary rock that precipitated out of a solution during evaportation. Don't forget, there’s also alabaster to continue confusing the picture. Alabaster is another name for gypsum which is often used to create vases, bowls, and priceless naked sculptures!

Calcium (Ca) and sulfate (SO4*) are elements present in seawater and tend to get together when mineral laden bodies of water evaporate. These two really like each other since calcium has a +2 charge, and sulfate has a -2 charge. Evaporation of seawater or some mineral-laden body of water can leave behind Evaporites (evaporate, Evaporite, easy to remember, yes?). Halite, also known as rock salt, is an evaporite too. If and when a large body of water evaporates, vast deposits of gypsum can be left behind. Just look at the White Sands National Monument in New Mexico, USA.

Wow wee. Look at all that gypsum. All that scorching-hot, throat-parching, stinging-the-eyes-when-the-wind-picks-up gypsum. Glorious.

Gypsum is really quite fantastic. I didn’t even get to Plaster of Paris or drywall, but that means we’ll have something to talk about next time. See you then!!

Pics:
1.) http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/Hbase/geophys/gypsum.html
2.) http://flickr.com/photos/gembone/360013210/
3.) http://www.corazonliving.com/slides/White%20Sands.jpeg

* I can’t figure out how to have blogger give me subscript numbers, so just pretend the 4 in sulfate and the 2 in water are little.

Thesis is to job as Map is to _________.

De-do-do-do
De-da-da-da
Is all I want to say to you

De-do-do-do
De-da-da-da
They're meaningless and all that's true

Oh hello! Holy Sweet Potatoes, guess what? I finished my Masters Thesis! YAY! I've been waiting for it to show up on USC's digital archive site because I'm so super proud of it I want to share it with you. It's not there yet. Ho, boy. It's a doozy.I done wrote a purdy thesis. Iron-Clad, serious science stuff from a professional. Here's my favorite figure from it - it's a map I made of my research area:

Doesn't it look great? Can I tell you about how much of an enormous pain it was to make? First, I scanned an old Ocean Drilling Project map into Photoshop (which I barely knew at the time. Now me and Photoshop are like that [fingers crossed]). Then I digitally erased a whole bunch of stuff on that scanned map and overlayed a *hand-drawn* map I made myself with the dark contour lines you see. That's right, hand-drawn oldschool style contour map. Finally, I copied and pasted the stations icons out of powerpoint (bless that powerpoint) and labeled everything and voila! My beautiful map is just how I wanted it.

I'm sure there are zillions of easier ways to do this *cough*hire-someone-else*cough*, but I made it from start to finish and that's pretty darn satisfying to me. Job. Well. Done!

And on the subject of hiring someone else, now I need a job. What happened to the Phd, you ask? I'm not sure if I want a PhD right now. The research at that level just gets so specific and I'm concerned about painting myself in a corner as far as a career goes. And academia...well, I'm just not sold on the idea that it will make me happy down the road. Call it wishy-washy or quitter or whatever. I call it my decision and I'm sticking to it. Here's to new beginnings!

Aquifurry

Hi friends!! Want to know more about aquifers!? Good, I thought so.

An aquifer is typically some layer of permeable rock or unconsolidated material like gravel or sand wherein water that trickles down from the earth’s surface tends to hang out for a while. We like aquifers because by tapping into an aquifer via a well we get fresh water to drink, irrigate crops, cook, clean, fill water balloons, etc.

Aquifers can come in a couple of different flavors, two of which are confined and unconfined. A confined aquifer typically has a layer of finer grained sediments on top if it called an aquitard. This aquitard layer serves as almost a cap on the aquifer below it. Water can still permeate an aquitard, but it does so very…very…slowly. If water isn’t let through at all, the layer is called an aquiclude. Aquitards can be layers of clay or silt or whatever fine grained sediment you fancy.

Unconfined aquifers are just like what they sound: an aquifer that isn’t confined by an aquitard. These aquifers seem so footloose and fancy free. No, but they do contain water that is still a viable source for wells and such. Unconfined aquifers can sometimes be found living above confined aquifers, but below the water table. Think of unconfined aquifers as the confined aquifer’s noisy upstairs neighbor who’s always tromping around in high heels at all hours of the night. I have one of those neighbors. Man, I hate those jerks.

There's your quick and dirty look at aquifers. Ta-Da!

image ref: http://tinyurl.com/4cvhfy

Heeeyyyy, I know you

It's so good to see you! You look great, have you lost weight? Hmm? What's that? What have I been up to, you ask? Well, I've been really busy. I finished my thesis, helped write a funding proposal, went to a conference, got my PhD comittee squared away, went on some dates with some gentlemen, played some roller derby, ate some cheeseburgers, redecorated the apartment, bought a moped...oh, but enough about me. What have you been up to? Uh huh. Uh huh. Oh, my. In your head? The size of a walnut? That's terrible. Oh, ok. You've got to run. I understand. I'll see you again soon and I'll have more stuff to tell you. Right now I have to get to work on my thesis edits. Awww, I missed you too. I'll see you soon. Love, Paris.

Rock Haikus

They come from inside
They were molten, now they aren’t
They are igneous

Phaneritic rocks
Large crystals live in this kind
Visible crystals

Aphanitic rocks
Small crystals you cannot see
Small, like the aphid

Silica, felsic
Light color, low density
Continental Crust

Iron rich, mafic
Darker, higher density
Oceanic Crust

Igneous rocks have
many different names we learn
Vocab is a pain

And now for Box Models!

I’ve been set to the task of constructing a box model for my silica work in the North Pacific. A box model starts by thinking of your system as a 3 dimensional box, hence box model. Then you start adding up all the ways silica can enter your box and subtract from that all the ways silica can exit your box. Assuming that your box is in steady state (i.e.: there’s no tremendous buildup of silica in the box) then everything coming in has to equal everything going out. Simple, right?

Here’s my box model:Things going in = things going out. Now we get to apply numbers to this model and this is where I’m boned. The difference between choosing a number like 190 or 195 is a big deal in these calculations and to choose the right number means choosing the number my advisor can live with. I would storm on ahead and finish this already if only I knew that I wouldn’t have to do all this work over again once we decide that 192 is a more appropriate number than 193. And so, dear reader, such is the life of a graduate student. I guess we’ll have to find something else to do in the interim. Like read some science papers, but I’d rather watch baby monkey videos.

Sediments are so sedentary

Have YOU ever wondered how much sediment is dropped onto the seafloor in our world’s oceans? Have you ever wondered how it varies as you move away from the coasts? What’s that? You HAVEN’T!?? To be fair, I guess it’s not a topic one broaches on a daily basis, but today I’ve had to think a little about this question so I’ll tell you.

Sediments (i.e.: dirt, broken shells, fish poop, dead phytoplankton, and whatever else constitutes all the crap floating in the ocean) collect on the seafloor on the order of centimeters per thousands of years. That means that hardly anything makes it to the seafloor. Near the continent (land) we get a larger sedimentation rate, like a few millimeters per year in areas where junk is roaring out of rivers and where productivity in the surface waters is high. But out in the big, deep Pacific you’ll find maybe 2 or 3 centimeters of sediment accumulation for ONE THOUSAND YEARS. That means when you scoop up a sediment core, you’re looking tens of thousands of years into the past.

I had this idea while sifting through mud cores on our last expedition to bag up all the mud that we didn’t need and package it so as to sell it to fancy ladies for spa treatments. Could you imagine? People would eat that shit up. All I’d have to do is use lots of words like “vital” and “nutrients” and “exclusive” and “silky”. So long NSF, hello Lancôme. Not surprisingly, it was very nice mud. My hands were very soft after working in the lab for several grueling hours. I kick myself for not actually following through with this genius scheme.